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  • Paddington 2
  • Watership Down
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  • Tron

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  • Loop

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  • Spider-Man

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  • Battleship

    Battleship

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    Also watched this in Portuguese. Not quite as bad as folks here say. It's basically Transformers 1 with a diverse cast? Maybe a little bit less gross ""patriotism"" (but still an uncomfortable erection for the military) .

    Also whoever dubbed Jesse Plemons here sounded exactly like him but speaking Portuguese. Like, an eerie amount.

  • Tron

    Tron

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    Watched this in Portuguese with my father in law so missed some plot but reading other reviews on here, seems like that doesn't matter.

    Certainly one of the weirdest looking movies of all time.

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  • The Forever Purge

    The Forever Purge

    The Purge series: "What if crime was legal one day a year, and then the rest of the year there was no crime?"

    The Forever Purge: "Ok ok ok, and then. What if some people did crime on the days that it was illegal? Wouldn't that be terrible?"

    Yes.

    It's called, "doing crime".

    Congratulations, you just made a crime thriller with extra steps

  • Yes, God, Yes

    Yes, God, Yes

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    Everyone knows that Titanic was two VHS tapes, not one.