Will Bower

Media booker, sometimes HuffPo contributor, once Reuters analyst, PUMA 08 figure, and Kenyon alum.

Favorite films

  • Dangerous Liaisons
  • Billy Elliot
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • Stardust

Recent activity

  • A Very English Scandal


  • Vice


  • Green Book


  • Bohemian Rhapsody


Recent reviews

  • Mary Poppins Returns

    Mary Poppins Returns


    Ignoring for a moment that Mary Poppins Returns is sheer torture...

    The story completely redeems and justifies the first Mr. Banks, and proves that Mary Poppins herself is little more than a gateway to squalor.

  • Aquaman



    I’m not sure I’ve ever so hated and loved a movie.

    The script, dialogue, and subplots — and the jokes — are a wreck

    ...and how much exposition can be crammed into every other sentence?

    ...and how many times can Mamoa flip his hair in slo-mo?

    ...and how many “surprise” explosions can be fit into a movie before you can set your clocks to them?

    ...and now who are THESE creature people now?

    Buuuut... dazzling colors and SFX — and not at all boring — and Julie Andrews — and the deeper societal meanings...

    So there’s that.

Popular reviews

  • The Death & Life of John F. Donovan
  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon


    I didn't think I would, but I loved it.

    The first twenty minutes or so, I cringed a few times, thinking it was going to be too clever, too cute, and too precious for its own good.

    But even my cynical, hard-hearted self soon melted with the realization that the intelligence, depth, and charm were all legitimate and sincere.

    I left the theater with a full heart and am confident "Love, Simon" will remain with me as one of my favorites of this new film year.