Favorite films

  • The Last Black Man in San Francisco
  • Hot Rod
  • God's Own Country
  • Columbus

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  • No Time to Die

    ★★★½

  • Lamb

    ★★★★½

  • Dune

    ★★★★

  • He's All That

    ★★

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  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★½

    Rami Malek is such a messy bitch, I love him! Villain with a green thumb! Gotta love it.

  • Lamb

    Lamb

    ★★★★½

    I wish I was a lamb-child sitting in a field with my adoptive mother, who unbeknownst to me shot my actual mother for being annoying, and she is making me flower crowns to show how much she loves me.

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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★

    Fuck Sam Levinson. All my homies hate Sam Levinson. Zendaya really gave it her all though. Just not with that mac n cheese.

  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy

    ★★★★★

    Honey Boy (2019) director Alma Har’el / writer Shia LaBeouf — “You know a seed has to totally destroy itself to become a flower. That’s a violent act honey boy.” A destructive, toxic and yet soothing phrase uttered by James (Shia LaBeouf) to his son Otis (Noah Jupe). Shia LaBeouf wrote the story of Honey Boy whilst in rehab, as a way to process the trauma he’d endured throughout his life and to navigate his PTSD. His childhood, that aforementioned…