James (Schaffrillas)

James (Schaffrillas)

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I talk about the giant shiny coconut crab from Moana for a living

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Baby Driver
  • Lady Bird
  • Whisper of the Heart

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  • The Social Network

    ★★★★★

  • Smiling Friends

    ★★★★

  • Komi Can't Communicate

    ★★★★

  • Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts

    ★★★½

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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    Haven't seen this movie since I was 12 and yet I vividly remembered nearly every single scene and so many lines of dialogue. Such a masterfully crafted film in every way; screenplay, direction, editing, performances, the whole shebang. This film had 100% of my attention from beginning to end and I'm disappointed it didn't continue for another 10 hours. Not awarding this film Best Picture may be the Academy's most egregious mistake in a long and torturous line of egregious mistakes.

  • Smiling Friends

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