"Read this... bitch!"
This was obviously batshit but regrettably I did enjoy Halle Berry and Rosamund Pike.
"This relationship will have respect but not love."
My favourite part was the disclaimer at the start saying the bull scene used CGI and that no animals were harmed. I mean, the dog in the first Toy Story looked more real than that bull.
There are far too many sequences of characters staring out of windows and standing in the rain that could have gone towards simplifying the nonsensical plot but the costumes and sets are stunning.