Favorite films

  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence
  • The Last Unicorn
  • Jurassic Park
  • Labyrinth

Recent activity

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home


  • Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town


  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife


  • A Boy Called Christmas


Recent reviews

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    The Good: The after-credits scene with one of my favourite people ever, the brief moments wherein Pedro Pascal was allowed to actually act, Gal Gadot's 80s outfits.

    The Bad: The special effects, weak 1D characterization, awful direction (can you please not make these actors OVERACT LIKE CRAZY), inexplicable plot, the bizarre casting choice of Kristen Wiig in the type of role usually carried by Uma Thurman or Michelle Pfeiffer (P.S. you know your movie is bad when I'm comparing it unfavorably to Batman and Robin)

    The Ugly: All of these actors deserve better than this.

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It truly amazes me how you can create a film based on a book, then almost completely drop the titular plot points from said film.

    I am at heart, a bibliophile first, cinephile second. This means that I will always be skeptical over film adaptations. Let it not be inferred however, that this means I universally deem them inferior. In the case of the Lord of the Rings adaptations for example, I find them (particularly Two Towers) to be absolutely…

Popular reviews

  • The Man from Earth: Holocene

    The Man from Earth: Holocene


    What. Was. That. Mid. Credits. Scene.

  • Crimson Peak

    Crimson Peak


    But the horror... The horror was for love. The things we do for love like this are ugly, mad, full of sweat and regret. This love burns you and maims you and twists you inside out. It is a monstrous love and it makes monsters of us all.

    I've never been a fan of Del Toro. I disliked the Hellboy franchise and Pan's Labyrinth. I have been a steadfast fangirl of Tom Hiddleston, Mia Wasikowska and Jessica Chastain however, for…