Favorite films

  • This Is Spinal Tap
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Toy Story
  • Hot Fuzz

Recent activity

  • The Lost Daughter

  • Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts

  • The Unforgivable

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Recent reviews

  • The Lost Daughter

    The Lost Daughter

    Olivia Colman so perfectly captures the essence of “British mum just trying to enjoy herself on holiday” throughout. A true masterclass.

    Also, if I’d asked for an ice pop and was given a cornetto I’d be fuming too.

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    Raiders of the Lost Ark

    Absolutely wild that the fourth film got panned as being “a bit too far fetched” with all the aliens, etc, but this is totally fine.

    Hands down one of the best movies ever made, isn’t it? AND YET, probably not even the best of the series, is it?

Popular reviews

  • Grease



    Ahh Grease. Teaching women everywhere the important life message that if you want to find true love and eternal happiness, you only need to change absolutely everything about yourself.

  • Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

    Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

    See, I think I knew that this was going to be a pandering, blatant, overly schmaltzy, Oscar-baiting attempt at a sobfest with all the subtlety of a pregnant elephant and all of that before going into it, but Jesus tap-dancing Christ, I didn't think it was going to be that blatant. It couldn't be more obvious of an attempt to gain a 'Best Film' nod if it ended with a shot of an American Eagle soaring across the New York skyline with the stars and stripes coming out of its arse while everyone in the city below joins hands and cries.