Landen

desperate living in the expiring soon section. 

(Current Top 4: New Year Vibes)

Favorite films

  • The Phantom Carriage
  • Defending Your Life
  • The Green Knight
  • City Lights

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  • The Field Guide to Evil

    ★★★½

  • Five Fingers of Death

    ★★★★

  • The Ten Commandments

    ★★★

  • The Nowhere Inn

    ★★★½

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  • Ernest Scared Stupid

    Ernest Scared Stupid

    ★★½

    This movie made me who I am.

  • Zombie Flesh Eaters

    Zombie Flesh Eaters

    ★★★★★

    5 flesh-ripping, jugular-spurting, eye-piercing, shark-wrastlin’, maggot-eyed, wrist-munching, hair-pulling, ankle-biting, gun-toting, jeep-driving, doctor-executioner, grave-rising, skinny-dipping, blood-drooling, gut-spewing, window-smashing, island-stranded, wound-infested, clinic-burning, shack-barricaded, cheek-nibbling, napalm-throwing, Brooklyn Bridge-infested, shove-to-the-face, stark-raving-mad, fire-walk-with-me, bleak, nihilistic stars.

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  • Messiah of Evil

    Messiah of Evil

    ★★★★★

    It’s like the opening of Hell is happening on the fringes of this movie, never front and center, only the surrounding madness coming in like a high tide until there’s nothing left but to be taken under.

  • Possessor

    Possessor

    ★★★

    Look, I realize these things are preference and that I am aging out of contemporary sensibilities, but I think Brandon Cronenberg has a masterpiece in him if the more graphic tendencies were channeled more into tone or undertones of the script. But who am I to say, maybe the intensity of violence just isn’t for me. It feels like it detracts and distracts from an otherwise remarkable story and performances.