Favorite films

  • Seven Samurai
  • The Plague Dogs
  • Rome, Open City
  • Making Waves: The Art of Cinematic Sound

Recent activity

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Recent reviews

  • The Plague Dogs

    The Plague Dogs


    “If you have tears to shed, prepare to shed them now.”
    Not quite how I expected it to play out, but reaching the same conclusion/impact nonetheless.
    So Beautifully drawn and photographed.

  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

    Manos: The Hands of Fate

    And I Only Am Escaped To Tell Thee…
    TheMads livestream riff was great on its own but the Q&A with Jackey Neyman Jones afterward was ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!!!

    The Mads Are Back rating ****

    Favourite riffs include:

    This is like a video game designed by Samuel Beckett

    Make-Out Squad - in Color!

    So these were the good, usable takes?

    I love coming here to dry hump canyon 

    When he flaps his arms does he make a clapping sound?

    Spare the child.…

Popular reviews

  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon


    Why yes I am crying. And so are you.

    - the longer review -

    After finishing up a long morning of appointments and having the rest of the day off of school I asked my 13 year old boy:
    "Do you still wanna see Love, Simon?"
    "Yeah, why not?"
    "Well we could go right now and see it at 12:45 or there's another at 2..."
    "It's probably better to go now and do the first one."
    "Ok then, perfect."

  • Isle of Dogs

    Isle of Dogs


    Visually marvellous!
    ...and now a more expanded 'review' after having slept on it...

    Saw this with my Ltrbxd comrade, LaserDisc and we very much enjoyed it.
    I was originally supposed to see it with my wife and son but plans changed and I saw it a couple days after they did. They were nice enough not to tell me anything other than how much they loved it - apparently he sat leaning forward on the edge of his seat and…