So an interesting thing about me is I like movies and like WATCHING them
Did Charlie Kaufman see this?
Started the year Meryl, ended the year Meryl. The 2021 Merylthon is complete, 20 films all told.
Meryl, this year I really got to know you in all your vice and virtue, your highs and lows, and I somehow came out even more in love than before. Life with you isn't always easy, but can't imagine doing it with anyone else. You're the Mamma to my Mia, the Sophie to my Choice, and I can't wait to go on even more adventures with you in 2022. That's all :)
Three and a half stars!
I showed my anti-vax parents this movie and they fell to their knees, thanking Jesus Christ and Adam McKay for showing them the error of their ways. They pledged to reduce their carbon emissions by 80% by 2024 and deleted their Facebook accounts on the spot.
They agreed that our society is too distracted by celebrities and controlled by big tech, so they decided to listen to this star-studded movie on Netflix and joined the DSA, stopped using Amazon, and are dedicating the rest of their lives to fighting climate change. Thank you Adam, you are smart and righteous and a very good man!! Two stars!!
There's been talks of a remake forever so here's my proposed cast(s) for it:
Wadsworth - Bill Hader
Ms. Scarlet - Anne Hathaway
Col. Mustard - Randall Park
Mrs. White - Maya Rudolph
Prof. Plum - Lakeith Stanfield
Mrs. Peacock - Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Mr. Green - Sam Richardson
Yvette - Billie Lourd
Mr. Boddy - Adam Scott
Singing Telegram Girl - Chelsea Peretti
Wadsworth - Jordan Peele
Ms. Scarlet - Tina Fey
Col. Mustard - Channing Tatum