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So an interesting thing about me is I like movies and like WATCHING them

Favorite films

  • Paddington 2
  • Little Women
  • Magic Mike XXL
  • Won't You Be My Neighbor?

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  • The French Lieutenant's Woman

    ★★★½

  • Mass

    ★★★½

  • The Humans

    ★★★★

  • A Fish Called Wanda

    ★★★★½

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  • The French Lieutenant's Woman

    The French Lieutenant's Woman

    ★★★½

    Did Charlie Kaufman see this?

    Started the year Meryl, ended the year Meryl. The 2021 Merylthon is complete, 20 films all told.

    Meryl, this year I really got to know you in all your vice and virtue, your highs and lows, and I somehow came out even more in love than before. Life with you isn't always easy, but can't imagine doing it with anyone else. You're the Mamma to my Mia, the Sophie to my Choice, and I can't wait to go on even more adventures with you in 2022. That's all :)

    Three and a half stars!

  • Mass

    Mass

    ★★★½

    Extremely Dowd and Incredibly Mass. Three and a half stars!

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★

    I showed my anti-vax parents this movie and they fell to their knees, thanking Jesus Christ and Adam McKay for showing them the error of their ways. They pledged to reduce their carbon emissions by 80% by 2024 and deleted their Facebook accounts on the spot.

    They agreed that our society is too distracted by celebrities and controlled by big tech, so they decided to listen to this star-studded movie on Netflix and joined the DSA, stopped using Amazon, and are dedicating the rest of their lives to fighting climate change. Thank you Adam, you are smart and righteous and a very good man!! Two stars!!

  • Clue

    Clue

    ★★★★½

    There's been talks of a remake forever so here's my proposed cast(s) for it:

    Wadsworth - Bill Hader
    Ms. Scarlet - Anne Hathaway
    Col. Mustard - Randall Park
    Mrs. White - Maya Rudolph
    Prof. Plum - Lakeith Stanfield
    Mrs. Peacock - Julia Louis-Dreyfus
    Mr. Green - Sam Richardson
    Yvette - Billie Lourd
    Mr. Boddy - Adam Scott
    Singing Telegram Girl - Chelsea Peretti

    ALT:
    Wadsworth - Jordan Peele
    Ms. Scarlet - Tina Fey
    Col. Mustard - Channing Tatum
    Mrs. White…