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  • Alien

    Alien

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    Some things about me. I'm thirty-three years old. I love horror movies. I'm a queer woman who adores Sigourney Weaver. And I've never seen Alien until now. I know. I have no excuses.

    What can I say about it now? It's awesome. Taut and terrifying, with stellar performances and amazing effects. I'm so glad I finally saw this. And it's really going to enhance my rewatches of Spaceballs.

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    This movie felt like so much and absolutely nothing at the same time. Tens of millions of dollars and thousands of people and an Oscar-winning filmmaker resulted in a flat, formless, mess overstuffed with lore and plot. A slog most of the time, and a waste of a lot of good actors.