Favorite films

  • Boogie Nights
  • Do the Right Thing
  • Hoop Dreams
  • In the Mood for Love

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  • The Last Duel

    ★★★★½

  • Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

  • Beauty and the Beast

    ★★★★★

  • Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

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  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel

    ★★★★½

    lol de Carrouges is an absolute dolt of a man.

    The duel is brutal and ugly and between two disgusting rapists. And it's god's will lol.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

    It’s about an insecure, lonely person finding solace and power in another insecure lonely person.

    And also- it’s about how a girl being mean to you is hot.

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  • Days of Heaven

    Days of Heaven

    ★★★★★

    This is one of, if not the most, gorgeous films I've ever seen. Terrence Malick crafts a film that is loose on plot, high on feeling and it never feels exploitative. This movie seems like the best story your slightly inebriated grandparent told you on a late August afternoon. It waxes poetic about the past but the blemishes of the past are there in full view.

  • Soaked in Bleach

    Soaked in Bleach

    ½

    This isn't in regards to the actual investigation (I don't believe in a conspiracy but that's whatever), this is in regards to the way it's presented on screen. First and foremost the recreations would be amateurish for a Unsolved Mysteries episode. The Courtney Love actress is unconvincing as a human, I don't know if that's because the director clearly hates Courtney Love or if he doesn't know how to direct women. Courtney Love is obnoxious and over the top but…