"The people left on Earth do nothing but pollute it, because their souls are weighed down by gravity."
If you watch this on youtube with auto-generated subtitles in translate mode this is some of what you'll get:
"Hello everyone, I'm Yoko Kami, a planetary exploration boat. From now on everyone will start the reconstruction light with the planetary exploration boat Earth Rod. But this is the Short Range Earth. The latest wharf engine can move instantly in space and time against the dad."
"I'm going to have a wife! rar yeah yeah yeah... car. The good good good…