Favorite films

  • Inside Out
  • Krisha
  • Children of Men
  • The 'Burbs

Recent activity

  • Seven Samurai


  • The Empty Man

  • The Beta Test

  • The Innocents


Recent reviews

  • Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai


    It is the best movie ever made.

  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man

    The Cinematography and editing are on point.
    Sorry, some of y’all recommended this to me months ago and I only just watched it.
    The opening is so wonderful.

    It’s so confirming of indie cinema to see a big horror movie without big actors in it. Like squid game’s success, it always acts as solid proof that audiences don’t care so long as the filmmaking is great.
    The trailer made it look like a Netflix, standard algorithm-driven teen horror movie that was…

Popular reviews

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    When he jumps out to save Morpheus who isn’t gonna make it, and catches him then they reveal the chain he’s attached to, then the helicopter’s fuselage is shot, then trinity has to land them on the rooftop, then Neo rolls to a stop and realizes the woman he loves is stuck on the crashing helicopter and immediately shores up his strength on the cable, then trinity holds the cable and shoots its bearings, then jumps and the helicopter hits…

  • Thunder Road

    Thunder Road


    Yeah, I feel like I would have loved this movie a lot more if Chaplin hadn't made it about a dictator. Oh whoops, sorry, wrong movie, where am i?