Favorite films

  • The Goonies
  • Casablanca
  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
  • The Wrong Trousers

Recent activity

  • Wreck-It Ralph


  • The Next Karate Kid


  • The Karate Kid Part III


  • The Karate Kid Part II


Recent reviews

  • Wreck-It Ralph

    Wreck-It Ralph


    Didn't bother to watch this for about ten years out of spite, as for some reason, they saw fit to not bother releasing this in England until literally six months after every other country in the world, which is baffling and fucking stupid.

    The first ten or fifteen minutes is cute; unfortunately it then just gives up and decides to not bother being about the titular Wreck-it-Ralph any more.

    For some reason, some plumb-thumbed cretin saw fit to pull the…

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire


    Why did jacked Shaggy not simply go ultra instinct?

Popular reviews

  • Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn

    Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn


    This film is fucking weird.

    There is an entire subplot in this film in which Adolf Fucking Hitler returns to life, commands hundreds of tanks that fire giant crayons and are manned by skeleton zombies, and tries to take over the world. As Goten and Trunks transform into super saiyans to take him down, he considers recruiting them due to their blond hair, blue eyes and super strength. I am not making this shit up.

    Meanwhile, Goku battles a giant…

  • Midsommar


    Anyone who gave this a positive review should not be allowed near a cinema again.

    After the disaster that was Hereditary, I've only myself to blame, but morbid curiosity won out.

    The "film" opens on a "shocking" premeditated murder suicide that is never explained or affects anything. It's seemingly there only to enable the immediate fucking over the top screaming and squealing sounds of a woman in mourning that the director loves blasting your eardrums with.

    This "film" is everything…