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  • Eraserhead
  • Man with a Movie Camera
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Memories of Murder

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  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    ★½

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    ★★

  • Scream

    ★★★

  • Scream 4

    ★★★

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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    ★★

    This movie's 3rd act is batshit crazy and therefore more interesting than the other 3 that proceeded it.

    We get:

    Edward performing a c-section with his mouth as we see her intestines jumbling around

    Jacob having sexual fantasies about a literal baby

    Bella's back literally BREAKING after her frail frame bends the wrong way

    And of course the WORST baby CGI (didn't even know this was a category) I have ever seen or ever will see

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    ★★★

    This movie looks like absolute shit

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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    “There are no two words in the English language more harmful than ‘good job.'”

    This is the only line of dialogue needed to understand where Fletcher (played by an astounding J.K. Simmons) is coming from. His background is deeply rooted in the philosophy of hardening someone to bring out their best. What he doesn't realize, is that not everyone works like that (which Neiman says next at the bar). Using his strong belief in hard work and being pushed to…