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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Blue Valentine
  • Requiem for a Dream
  • Irreversible

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  • Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin

    ★★

  • The Shuttered Room

    ★★

  • A Classic Horror Story

  • Inside Man

    ★★★★

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  • Shutter

    Shutter

    ★★½

    Add this to the list of movies to respond with when that one family member inevitably asks why you’re still single this holiday season.

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    2 of the most insufferable characters EVER put to film with absolutely no chemistry passive aggressively say words at each other like pretentious philosophy/gender studies majors while driving in a blizzard. When you think it can’t get any worse, it does.

    That’s it. 0/10. Fuck this movie.

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  • His Girl Friday

    His Girl Friday

    ½

    No. Nope. Absolutely not. Easily the most unenjoyable movie I’ve ever seen in terms of presentation and delivery alone and without consideration of the plot, characters, etc. I genuinely thought this was being played on 2x speed because of how fast paced it is. Not only is the dialogue nearly impossible to follow because every character is talking at 12 words a second, but the story itself is so convoluted that at best it’s a jumbled mess of sound and…

  • The Night of the Hunter

    The Night of the Hunter

    ★½

    Extremely underwhelmed and conflicted by this. I enjoy the idea of using religion in horror as a justification for committing manipulative, deceitful, and heinous acts while people turn the blind eye because “he’s a preacher, how could he?”. I find it genuinely frightening how devious it is to take something that is considered pure to many and commonly looked for in times of struggle in hopes to find guidance, and to twist it to fuel horror. However the suspense this…