Chris

young, dumb, broke law student

Favorite films

  • Apocalypse Now
  • In the Loop
  • Roman Holiday
  • Days of Heaven

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  • The Friends of Eddie Coyle

    ★★★½

  • Ace in the Hole

    ★★★★½

  • Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

  • The Proposition

    ★★

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  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★★★

    Since 2012, there have been like 15 action films starring Liam Neeson and 20 with Bruce Willis, BUT THERE HAS NOT BEEN ONE SEQUEL TO DREDD! WTF?

    THIS THING FKING ROCKS! GATLING GUNS? INCENDIARY AMMO? PSYCHIC DREAM FIGHTS? FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • King Kong

    King Kong

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Kong isn't even the most impressive megafauna in his own movie.

    Also, his fall from the Empire State Building probably would've caused a small earthquake.