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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad


    Listen, I'm a James Gunn stan account. I knew I was gonna enjoy this movie no matter what. I've seen Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 twenty times now. I know I'm biased. He's my directorial icon.

    The Suicide Squad may not have the strong heart of the Guardians films, but it's a constant roller coaster of action, gore, humor, gore, music, gore, and creativity. And that's not to say Suicide Squad doesn't have any heart whatsoever. It's there but…

  • Twilight



    When I was young lad I had no interest in Twilight while everyone was reading the books. I was like "Sparkly vampires? That's GIRLY and I'm a BOI!" There was absolutely no way I was gonna watch Twilight.

    ...So opening weekend I saw Twilight.

    My mom and my grandma forced me to come with them to see it. I honestly don't remember my initial opinion on the movie. All I know is very shortly afterward I bought the soundtrack at…

Recent reviews

  • Hotel Transylvania: Transformania

    Hotel Transylvania: Transformania


    It's the beginning of the year, the year-in-reviews have all reset, and now because he has a SINGLE line in this movie I could make Ninja one of my most watched actors (at least for a month span) if me or a friend decided they want to watch Free Guy (which I own), and that terrifies me.

    I'm a big fan of the Hotel Transylvania series. To me they continually make strides in showing us how to make CG animated…

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone


    Listen man I know we're supposed to be rooting for Harry in the moment but if I was a Slytherin in the last scene I would be decimated. The senile geezer just completely showed his bias and awarded 170 last-minute points so we wouldn't win. I would hate my school if that happened. You could've even just given Harry an even 50 points with his friends. A tie would've destroyed Draco without ruining the day for an entire quarter of your students. Dumbledore is the reason Slytherins turn evil, man.

Popular reviews

  • The Golden Compass

    The Golden Compass


    I used to go to sunday school and the weekend this came out they gave us notices to show our parents saying "Do not take your kids to see this movie. In The Golden Compass book series they fight God." I gave the letter to my dad. He looked at it, looked at me, and then drove to the movie theater and we saw this.

    The God-fighting is a later book and Dad was disappointed.

  • Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh

    Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh


    Wow Adam Sandler, you sure are funny when you try. You should do that more I think