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tax evasion enthusiast, mistaken for magic

Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • Paris, Texas
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

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  • Tremors

    ★★★★

  • Belle

    ★★★

  • Harold and Maude

    ★★★★★

  • I Wake Up Screaming

    ★★★½

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

    i know a girl, for the sake of the review i’ll just call her Jane Doe, who Alana reminds me a lot of. somewhere in her early 20s, constantly floating through phases of life because she doesn’t know where to go or what to do, and somehow entangled with a dipshit kid, me. i was never in love with her and she was never in love with me but i loved her as a friend, i like to think she…

  • Hillary

    Hillary

    ½

    yaaaass queen slay (those innocent middle eastern citizens)!!!!!

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  • Tremors

    Tremors

    ★★★★

    a gay bear and a quirked up bi white boy learn the power of guns and STEM majors. a wonderful prequel to Dune

  • Belle

    Belle

    ★★★

    bro said “i love you very much” and she said “thanks” LMFAOOOOO

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